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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time.
This produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail.
And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) …….
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Now go have a great day.
This produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail.
And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) …….
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Now go have a great day.
The Distracted Driving Incident
The Distracted Driving Incident
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 80 mph with her face up in her drivers side visor mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds............to continue shaving
And when I looked back over, she was halfway in my lane, still working on that makeup!
As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt.
And then I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand, and in all the confusion
of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
Google Pizza
“Hello! Gordon's Pizza?”
“No sir, it's Google's Pizza”
“Must be a wrong number”
“No sir, Google bought the pizza shop”
“OK. Here’s my order...”
“No problem sir, you want the usual?”
“The usual? How would you know? ..you’re under new management..”
“According to our caller ID, on the last 12 occasions you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, thick crust..”
“Right…”
“…May I suggest this time you have ricotta, aragula and dried tomato?”
“No, I hate vegetables”
“But what about y
On Being Resillient and Powerful
As you embrace the start of the New Year, it’s important to give yourself room to grow. It’s also important to remember that growth is not always easy or obvious. I’m reminded of the following story, a valuable metaphor for embracing adversity:
A man found the cocoon of a butterfly. A small opening appeared. The man sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through the little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and could go no farther.
The man decided to help, so he took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining
Expanded Consciousness
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.Never test the depth of the water with both feet.If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car pa
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That, my friend, was hilarious!!! Hope you don't mind if I forward it on!!!