Captions Wanted

This is precious. Here, I'll start with a few of mine, then you add yours.........

* I can see him under there.
* Brakes Marge. Not gas. He was just trying to spot you into the parking space........
* Without the inside lever, I really don't know how they opened up these old ones.......
* I think you need to grab this thingy, I'll hold this whatchyamucallit, and you push on that widget.........
* I hear the damn cat, I just can't see the bloody thing in there.......
* There! THAT noise. Did you hear it?
* I don't give a shit if it is only a quarter, it rolled right under here........