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I live in the beautiful NW portion of the US. I have an awesome wife of 30+ years and four great kids. I have always loved older cars and to the World I'm simply a "car guy". I'm lucky enough to have recently acquired and am restoring my dream car since childhood: a 1958 2-door Buick. I carry a Sony Alpha NEX F3 with me everywhere I go capturing anything interesting, especially classic cars. My job takes me all over the world, usually off the beaten path, where the photo opportunities abound. I'm not a trained photographer by any stretch of the imagination, I just like capturing and then sharing my unique perspective with the community. Peace.
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Tech support for the new ages. I couldn't help but share this one. Author unknown.

Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated regularly and flawlessly under Boyfriend.

In addition, once upgraded, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance and Personal Attention. It then installed undesirable programs such as NASCAR, Fantasy Football, Golfing and Continuous TV. Additionally, Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate,


First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML" and try to download TEARS.

Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewelry and Flowers, but remember… over-use of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Man Cave and/or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will provide corrupt data and in most cases download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources)!  Also, do not attempt to reinstall and run the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly even when you are running Nagging. Husband also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend DVR, Food and Hot Lingerie.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

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Merhlin Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015
Thanks for the collect. :)
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tundra-timmy Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Like U B welcome!
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WagmoreBarkless Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wonderful gallery; very funny random thoughts; great taste in favorites; and a humble attitude about your Art:

You da Man!!!
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tundra-timmy Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
:D (Big Grin) 
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