A man was shipwrecked on a desert island along with a sheep and a guard dog that had also escaped the sinking boat. For months they all existed on native plants and stayed out of each others ways, but then the man began to feel a strong physical attraction towards the sheep.
One day he worked up the courage to approach the sheep, but before he could get close, the guard dog came charging at him, baring its fangs and growling in warning. The man backed off.
A few days later he tried again. Same result: the dog interfered and wouldn't let the man close to the sheep.
For months it went on like this. Eventually the man gave up.
And then one day, off in the distance he saw a shape floating toward the island. He swam out to the shape and found a beautiful woman, obviously dehydrated and sunburned, floating on a piece of wreckage.
For the next several weeks he nursed the woman back to health, and one afternoon feeling almost recovered, she smiled at him and said, "You saved my life - is there anything I can possibly do to repay you, anything at all........?"
The man thought hard for a moment, looked deep into her blue eyes and asked: "Say, would you mind taking that dog for a long walk?"
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